Corpses will soon be used to generate electricity.

Haaaa!!!! YEEEEES!!! 
His Royal Highness, Prince Adam Bin Alwaleed has FINALLY got the Burning of Deceased Humans to generate Electricity! FINALLY I have convinced the Waste-To-Energy industry to begin accepting dead humans as a solution to the lack of Graveyard space! WHHOOOOOHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
All this....writing about it, talking about it, calling waste-to-energy plants across the country and also the world, writing emails to various waste companies world wide....OH....yeah! My.....hard work all these years.....has reeped a HUGE reward! Bye-Bye #CorruptGreedyFuneralIndustry! 




In Durham, England, corpses will soon be used to generate electricity. A crematorium is installing turbines in its burners that will convert waste heat from the combustion of each corpse into as much as 150 kilowatt-hours of juice — enough to power 1,500 televisions for an hour

(Check that "Eat the old" headline! Solient Green?) 

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