Chapter one
Inspired by: “Lisa” and “Cherie” who works at Excell Laundry in the Pueblo, CO and those who are into the Laundry Fetish thing at www.fetlife.com
At 11:30 am on a hot Wednesday in Pueblo, Michelle and her special needs child who only weighed 49 lbs at the tender age of 17. Michelle pulls up and parks on the side of the laundromat and parks. She gets out, shuts her door and then gets jay out of his car seat. Then she puts Jay into his stroller before going around to the back of her SUV to get all of Jay’s dirty onesies and wet and dirty cloth diapers. Jay’s mom loads the three large pillowcase sized laundry bags full of Jay’s dirty diapers and one bag full of his onesies underneath Jay’s stroller and the third bag onto Jay’s lap so she can roll Jay and the laundry into the laundromat. Michelle opens the door to the laundromat, and pushes Jay, in his loaded down stroller into the building and up the slight incline before stopping at the office which is on the left as they enter. Standing at the folding counter next to the office doorway is Lisa, folding some large loads of laundry and Cherie is standing in the office.
Lisa: Hi, how are you?
Cherie smiles and winks at Jay and then she waves cutely at him as Jay sits in his stroller
Michelle: Good. I have all of this laundry to drop off and have done.
Lisa: Ok, it’s going to be a dollar per pound and a $10 drop-off fee. Let’s go into the office here and get it all weighed, ok?
Michelle: I have all of my son wearing a wet cloth diaper and plastic pants, his dirty cloth diapers and all of his onesies here that need to be washed very well!
Lisa: Oh, your son is going to need washing too? Ok, I will need to weigh him and the diaper he has on to determine which machine he will go into.
Michelle: Ok Jay, I am going to unbuckle you from your stroller so that Lisa here, can weigh you and your diapers and onesies.
Jay: But…MOMMY! How come I….have to be washed here??? Can’t you wash me at home?
Michelle: No honey, our water is off at home for two days while the city fixes the water pipes in the streets. This is just an easier way to get you AND all of your dirty diapers and onesies all…nice…and clean. I am going to leave you here with Lisa until she gets you and your diapers done.
Jay: Mommy! Don’t go! Please! What is going to happen to me?
Michelle: Lisa will be washing you, your diapers and onesies honey….you will be fine…ok? I will be back when you, your diapers and onesies are all nice and clean…ok?
Lisa picks Jay up and out of his stroller and then puts him into a Rubbermaid tub that is on top of the laundry scale and then lays him into the tub.
The scale reads 49.6 pounds.
Then Lisa picks Jay back up and puts him back into his stroller and straps him in until she can weigh the six pillowcase sized bags filled with Jay’s wet and dirty cloth diapers and the one pillowcase sized bag with his onesies in it. Once Lisa weighs the six bags full of Jay’s heavy, wet and dirty cloth diapers, each bag weighs 35 pounds. The bag full of his onesies weighs 22 pounds. Lisa takes the last bag off the scale and then sits down at her desk and writes out a ticket with the weights and costs on it.
Lisa: That will be….. $281.
Michelle pulls out the $450 in cash and pays Lisa who then gives Michelle a receipt for the $450 she paid to get Jay, his diapers and onesies washed and dried. Michelle then leans down and looks Jay in the eyes as he sits in his stroller holding one of the bags full of his wet cloth diapers.
Michelle: Now Jay? Lisa is in charge of you until I get back…you better be a GOOD boy! If I hear that you gave miss Lisa here any trouble, then she has special instructions that I wrote down for her to do if you are bad. She WILL spank you if she needs to….understand?
Jay: Yes Mamma…..but…I don’t WANNA be washed! Do…I…HAVE to?
Michelle: YES hon…Lisa here is going to clean you, the diaper you are wearing and all of your nice, comfy diapers for me…be good now…bye-bye…MMMMUAH! Be…good!
Michelle then walks out of the office and then out of the laundromat and leaves.
Lisa comes over to Jay’s stroller and pushes it over to the side near the office and then she leans down and unbuckles Jay from the stroller.
Lisa: Hi there Jay, how are you?
Jay: OK miss Lisa. What are you going to do with me?
Lisa: Your mom brought you here to get washed! You’re Getting washed! That’s what we do here. We are a laundry service.
Jay: No, matter what?
Lisa: Yep! No matter what!
Jay: But…I don’t wanna get washed! Do I HAVE to?
Lisa: Those diapers you have on look very dirty and they need to be washed! So do the rest of the ones in those six bags as well as your bag of onesies! SUCH a DIRTY diapered boy you are! Ready to get all nice…and clean hon? First, let me take those plastic pants off you…they can’t go into the machine with you. Cherie? Could you help bring some of his stuff to machine one for me? Thanks. (Lisa then grabs Jay by his left hand in her right hand, while Cherie pushes the laundry cart over to machine 1)
Jay: NO! Where are…you…taking me?
Lisa: Over here to….washing machine number 1. let’s go! Come on….time to get clean!
Jay reluctantly is guided and forced over to washing machine number one with Lisa holding his left hand. Lisa opens the door to the side loading washing machine and then she forces Jay to sit down on the edge of the opening then she lays him down inside the tumbler tub.
Lisa: “Time to get into the machine and get washed! Sit down on the edge of the opening here…like that…and now I am going to lay you down inside the washer….there….Now I need you to stay in there while I load all of your diapers and onesies in there…ok?”
Lisa opens the laundry bag full of Jay’s wet and dirty diapers first and then she starts to load the wet and dirty diapers into the machine on top of Jay and the diaper he has on while Cherie gets the next bag ready to load into the washer for Lisa. Lisa leans over to whisper to Lisa as Lisa pauses to listen while holding the almost empty first bag.
Cherie: We are…washing this kid AND his diapers?
Lisa: YEP! You were there…his mom paid us both to get everything she dropped off, washed and dried. We have to do our jobs…ok? Can you go bring the bleach and the ALL Detergent please? THANNNKS……
While Cherie goes and brings the bottle of bleach and the ALL Detergent from the office, Lisa continues to load the rest of Jay’s cloth diapers and the bag of onesies into the machine. Hand tossing the last diaper into the machine, Lisa closes and latches the washing machine door.
Jay: (knocking on the window of the washing machine door) Let me out miss Lisa! I want OUT! I don’t wanna be washed!
Lisa: You and your diapers are going to be in there for 42 minutes, the first wash will be 15 minutes then the rinse cycle will go for 10 minutes then another wash cycle and then another rinse cycle.
See you in 42 minutes……
Jay: What is that in that white bottle you are pouring into that thing on top of the washer?
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