The Home Daycare
Jerry: Come here son.....it's time to change your diaper for daycare.
Davy: Awe.....daaad! I....don't wanna get changed! Do I.....have to?
Jerry: Yes....you DO! Now....come over here and....lay down....
Davy reluctantly goes goes over and lays down on the diaper changer and then lets his dad change his diaper.
Jerry: Son? Your....mom and I have talked.......and we regret having to do this......your mom and I have decided to dispose of you and all of your diapers and clothing. Your mom didn't want this at....ALL! We.....just can't afford to...buy you all of your diapers anymore. They cost us....$438 a month!
We called several places to ask if they could take you.....and none of them had room. Then.....we saw this ad for a home daycare that took unwanted people and diapered them for a little while until they were able to take them and their diapers to either a waste-to-energy plant and burned for energy or.....buried at a landfill that makes landfill-gas-to-energy with everything. We.....both agreed to....sign you over to the daycare.
Davy: Why.....can't I stay here with you and mom?
Jerry: Because.....we can not afford to buy your diapers anymore.
Davy: Do I......have a choice?
Jerry: Unfortunately....not. We no longer own you. The....daycare now does. They get to do with you and your...diapers as they see fit. (Jerry slides the wet diaper out from under Davy with a large pile of used wipes inside the padding and folds it over then he puts the diaper on Davy's chest while he opens the new size six vintage Luvs Deluxe For Him diaper with pinstripes down the entire diaper and then lifts Davy's butt up and then slides the back half of the open diaper under Davy before lowering him down into the thick and silky soft and fluffy padding. Then he pulls the front of the diaper up and then fastens the tapes on both sides. Then Jerry grabs one of the Race Car Diapers from www.undercarewear.com and opens it up. He then lifts Davy's diapered butt up again and slides the Race Car Diaper underneath Davy before pulling the front of the diaper up and fastening the tapes on each side. Then, Jerry runs his index fingers along the leg elastics to ensure that they are all sticking out and are comfortable as well as nice and snug.)
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