The Trash Truck is coming- Version 3
Robbie: Good...morning, It's .. time to...change that wet diaper of yours.....
Adam: (Waking up with a snort) Huh? OH.....ok.....(getting out of bed after throwing the covers aside)
Robbie: Come over here for me and lay on the floor. There.....now, (holding the Booster pads and the clean Attends Premier diaper in his right hand)
Now, I want you to....go out to the toter sometime today. Your....toter is nearly full now. Tonorrow is your trash day. I am going to help get you ready to go out there. I am going to put you into your toter myself.
Robbie unfastens the tapes of Adam's wet diaper and pulls the front down. he then pulls the wet diaper out from under Adam and folds the diaper over as he sets it on Adam's chest. Then he takes the clean diaper, opens it up, takes the booster pad and inserts it between the leak cuffs.
Robbie: All....right.....NOW....
He slides the diaper under Adam and gets the front ready to pull up. Then, he opens the Huggies Wipes and takes out a bunch.
He begins wiping my diapering areas down, dropping the used wipes into my clean and dry diaper in the center.
Adam: How....come you are....putting the wipes into my....clean diaper?
Robbie: OH....because.....you, your diaper and the wipes are all going into the same place.....the TRASH......so.....it doesn't matter WHICH diaper they go into!
Adam: WAIT! Am....I being thrown away today?
Robbie: Uh huh.....as soon as I get home from work, I am going to take you and your diapers outside to the toter and put you inside and leave you in it for the night.
Robbie: A BIIIG Diaper load is coming in! Look out!
Rudy: HEY! It's .....diapered! It is trash! Diapered.....Trash!
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