It's Dumpster Time! A Realistic account of how my actual disposal would go with ThaThunderStorm. (Inspired by #ThaThunderStorm)
As I waited inside the dumpster with all of the clean and formerly wet cloth pre-fold diapers, and disposable adult diapers, mostly my own diapers, I figeted around with the heavy, rolled up diapers and some of the cloth pre-fold diapers around me, trying to get even a little bit comfortable inside the dumpster. I was helped into the dumpster by ThaThunderStorm's wife and Son whom knew that I wanted to be disposed of due to my bad health problems. Once I got into the dumpster, I tried to settle in and get as comfortable as I could but for some reason, the diapers, my onesie bodysuits, pajamas, cloth diapers, plastic pants inside rhe dumpster offered little comfort.
Misses McDaniel: Are....you sure.....you...wanna do this????
Adam: I'm.....not sure...of anything right now.....ALL...I know is.....I am going to be hot, sweaty and smell like my pee!
Misses McDaniel: Once I close these lids, you can't get out of there. The....sliding doors will be locked and....the lids weigh a lot! You won't be able to lift them.
ThaThunderStorm's Son tossed the rest of my diapers into the dumpster then slid the lid closed on the 8 yard dumpster then locked the door. Once all of my diapers were inside the dumpster, it got dark and somewhat stinky like my wetness inside.
It was in the afternoon the day before the trash truck was to come when someone dumped the a load of diapers and trash into the dumpster I had spent the next few hours sweating through the heat of the day and then into the cool of the evening, tossing and turning, even trying to get peeks outside of the locked, heavy dumpster lids, which I couldn't lift up at all. It was around 8:00 the next morning when I heard the very distinct sound of the big trash truck coming to dump the loads of trash and my diapers and I. I was of course, dressed in just a thick, bulky disposable diaper with some layered cloth pre-fold diapers inside, the caregiver woman who had changed my diaper, had used 60 wipes to wipe me down with then she used a couple of my toddler sized cloth pre-fold diapers to further wipe me, dropping the used wipes and the cloth diapers she used as wipes, into the crotch of my disposable diaper before she led me back to my bed.
Caregiver Woman: O...K...(sighing) Well.....today is my last day. Misses McDaniel is going to take you and your diapers out to the dumpster when she takes your diapers and trash out
The woman said.
Caregiver Woman: Is there.....anything else that you want from me?
I told her no, that I was fine for now.....and I did ask her if this was foing to be the last diaper I was going to wear and she told me yes.
Then, she left and I never saw her again. A few minutes later, Misses McDaniel and her son, came to help take all of my diapers and stuff to the 8 yard dumpster that was a little more than half full now.
ThaThunderStorm's Son tossed the rest of my diapers into the dumpster then slid the lid closed on the 8 yard dumpster then locked the door. Once all of my diapers were inside the dumpster, it got dark and somewhat stinky like my wetness inside. It wasn't until around 9:30 am when I heard the odle of the trash truck come up to the dumpster, slide rhe forks in
Adam: Hey....Mister? Can.....you let me out of here please?
ThaThunderStorm: (Yelling from the truck's driver side window) Nope.....Sorry....you are in there for a reason.....and once you are in my dumpster, you are going into MY truck.
time to take the...can up...now....
Adam: Whooooooah......Whaaaaaaaa.........Uh! uh! ouch!
Then the driver, (ThaThunderStorm on Youtube) walked back to his truck, got in, then lowered the forks as he slid them into the slots on each side.
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